Four

I've had a hectic four days.

Thursday I went to the LGLV exhibition and then to a pub, I remember stroking a girl's hand for ages then went to central. 

Friday is lost to me. I think that's the day I cooked curry in a vague attempt to be healthy, but then I think I went to the pub that day too. Friday is missing.

Saturday I went to the BOY London clothing party with Shane, Anna and Amy,I drank £18 whiskeys.

Last night I went to Rebel Bingo at Scala, was sober, some girl flashed me her tits on the dance floor, then I went to a house party and didn't sleep all night. 

It was the worst night of my life, my heart palpitations were bad. Then I wondered down Brick Lane and  couldn't stay because the smell of food was making me feel sick. I think I may have poisoned myself a bit with the curry I made too.

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